The BORG are HERE - YOU too SHALL be ASSIMILATED 8-)

Liberals Game Plan Lt: General! We have intercepted a message from YAMI OCH PANDORNA!

GENERAL: What are they up to.

Liberals Game Plan Lt: Sir! We have a breach in communication. They have fooled us, they have. Our secret is out. They've found out about our superduper-mega-sacred, really secret strategies...

GENERAL: What!!!

Liberals Game Plan Lt: Listen...

(scratchy tape deck recorder): YAMI: Amanda Brihed gör en stor sak av att hon är kandidat #42 och Nyamko Sabuni klär ut sig till Catwoman i Prideparaden. Detta är ju självklart enkonspiration för att locka till sig nördarnas röster och sabotera för Piratpartiet.

GENERAL: Get Darth Vader on the line. He'll be on his iPhone. The Galaxy S doesn't work out here. The connection is a joke! Typically Samsung. Them androids just ain't up to it... they're like birds that just don't fly! Let's just hope that Vader hasn't got his huge, black glove on the side of that bloody phone, so that he's lost all connection...

Sir! Darth Vader is online. He's strangling Donald Duck. I think he's really upset!

GENERAL: Sound the alarm!

EMERGENCY! eMERGENCY!

LOL Generalz Party Planner: Pirate Party haz foolsed us! They haz trickzed outz our secretses.

GENERAL: No problem! We've got the cat that walks through walls! Call KANDIDAT 42 and make sure she gets here immediately!

Liberals Game Plan Lt: But she says she's just an egg!

GENERAL: She's a liar, moron! She's the answer to LIFE, the UNIVERSE and EVERYTHING! She's like... the FIFTH ELEMENT! Red hair and all... AND she belongs to the MOUSE CLUB nowadays too, I've heard...

Liberals Game Plan Lt: You've heard that, have you???

GENERAL: Shut the F*CK up! We went to Pride together - OK??!

Liberals Game Plan Lt: Whatever... I've heard there are a lot of tents around there. Lots of room...
And what about the back-seat of that HUGE american car she drove around in. She didn't get that one on Tatooine, did she? Too much space in that one. You could probably throw a huge party in that one...

GENERAL: She's a poly-cat and so am I. So WHAT?

BORG COMMAND: Activation of Plan B required.

TROOPS: Activating Plan B.

DEATH STAR COMMAND: Stand by.

Plan B activated.

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LOGON

BORG: We're taking over your fleet.

BORG: Resistance is futile.

KANDIDAT 42: Greetings, carbon-based pirates. We are here to collect your votes. You can go along easilly or I can send Luf and the Guerilla Girls*... It is entirely up to you!

GENERAL: Luf is in the air!

Liberals Game Plan Lt: I love the smell of Pride in the mornings!

GENERAL: Prepare for a rendez-vous with Rama!

KANDIDAT 42: Orange is the new Purple!

Liberals Game Plan Lt: Sweet!

STARSHIP COMMAND: Engage!

Get it ON!

Hal: I feel much better now, Dave. I really do.

Surveillance shoot by Elin Carlsson (Star Fleet Command). Featuring Amanda Brihed as Kandidat 42 and Nyamko Sabuni as Catwoman. The war is on. The war is won.

(and where the hell is Marvin off to??? Has anyone seen him?)

(I guess he's just out getting pizza with 3PO, right)

(Dammit! He's lost his head again)

(Told you this was crap... Play another friggin movie!)

Interresting!

(they've got it all backwards and mixed it all up again...)

(told you they were liberals! they never get the rules down right! they always just do as they like!)

(AND..... they stole the last bottle of Jolt as well!!!)

(I hatez them, preciousssss)

(lolz)

* Guerilla Girls är en politisk-militant kommandotrupp kopplad till Luf Storstockholm. De arbetar bland annat för att återvälja Birgitta Ohlsson, men också aktivt för att stoppa tvångssteriliseringar och andra dumheter.